For example. I was just at Meijer. I go to Meijer late at night for many reasons:
1) Less People
People make me uncomfortable because they represent what I could be in my future, like big and mean with loud kids and inconsiderate and gross.
2) It is really the only time I have
I just got out of rehearsal at 11.
3) They are just stocking things, so I can usually get everything I need.
But tonight as I was walking around Meijer I started thinking about the people who go shopping late at night, and how by shopping late at night I have just given myself less of a buffer from the gross people that represent my impending future. And then I thought I am shopping at Meijer late at night right now. I am a person who has to shop late at night, thus I am one of those people, I am already my future. And then I remembered that I had my stage-makeup on, with wrinkle lines and a ton of blush and big raccoon melty-makeup eyes.
Oy.
I also stole 3 cases of Enviga, and by stole I mean jacked off of the absent stock-person's cart, and put them in my cart, and paid for them later.
I even got the girl shopping for tea to help me. What a rebel.
I feel like this blog makes me a bad person.
I would also like to take this blog opportunity to explain why I don't like to do other peoples dishes, and wish they would do them in a timely manner.
Because once I clean up other peoples stuff it sends me on a cleaning spree, one I do not have time for, but am going to pull an allnighter before a show Opening so because I just can't relax. Because its gross.
